my aunt just invited me to her 50th birthday party…….. in Greenwich park………………… in the upstairs part of a pub that they refer to as the “treehouse room”…………………………….. there will 100% be both fish & chips and cocktails and i am upset abt it. i haven’t seen my aunt in four or five years now

frick responsibilities and lack of disposible income

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pozmagazine:

Congressional Democrats Seek HHS Update on Gay Blood Ban86 members of Congress have sent a second letter to the fed urging it to speed up its re-evaluation of the lifetime blood ban on blood donated by men who have sex with men.
Prompting this new letter was the recent rejection of donated eyes after the death of a gay 16-year-old who committed suicide. They were rejected because his mother could not confirm her son had not been sexually active.
So far, only one Republican has signed on.
  • partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  • me: okay
  • me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  • partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  • me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
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unimpressedcats:

I am a tooth 
remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

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karidevereaux:

So today is supposedly ๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒNational Banana Lovers Day๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’•I don’t know if this is true but it’s a good excuse to show you my banana booty for #humpday ๐Ÿ˜œ
my roommate’s boyfriend eats taco bell with his mouth open, when she is annoyed w/ him she calls him the japanese word for dog